sonicguillotine-deactivated2025:

“Yeah they’re sending ethnic and racial others into death camps to be tortured and killed and they’re persecuting communists and are trying to enforce compulsory cisgender heterosexuality and forced pregnancy through legislation and the courts and they’re banning books about racism and LGBT identity and even books about the holocaust and yeah maybe they sieg heil at official government events and spread anticommunist racist conspiracy theories to justify all this violence but how can you call this fascist?”

nick-nonya:

foone:

communist-hatsunemiku:

cryptid-sighting:

Sinking Giant Concrete Orbs to the Bottom of the Ocean Could Store Massive Amounts of Renewable Energy

These underwater batteries could potentially store hundreds of thousands of gigawatt-hours.

ZME Science

I’m not going to bother reading the article to find out if this actually works or if anyone is actually trying it. I’m just happy we as a society are showing proper reverence for Orbs.

this is so freakin cool. the article goes on to say it has been successfully tested on a small scale in a german lake, and they’re scaling it up in trials off the california coast!

The power is stored in the balls

Male writers writing female characters:

littlefeatherr:

bonsai-turned-pretty:

silly-activites:

m1ssc0mmun1cat10n:

scottbaiowulf:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

THE ORIGINAL??

THAT’S WHERE IT CAME FROM??

Originally posted by oldhead-blerdette

Anonymous asked:

Is it more Marxist to be a sadist or a masochist?

venusamabile-deactivated2024071:

jeaninelatragedia:

ironmyrmidon:

txttletale:

FROM EACH ACCORDING TO ABILITY

TO EACH ACCORDING TO HIS NEED

Thesis: Sadism

Antithesis: Masochism

Synthesis: Sadomasochism

THE D IN BDSM STANDS FOR DIALECTICS.

cryptotheism:

One time I got a callout post for being pro-palestine. The author wanted to call me a tumblrina. They also wanted to respect my nonbinary identity, and conjugated the word as “Tumblrine.”

apolladay:

did your job exist 500 years ago?

yes

no

nuance

unemployed

enfouled:

The derry girls would’ve killed pennywise with hammers I’ll tell you that much

decimae:

i feel like something went wrong with my juggling lab

podcastwizard:

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

a-book-of-creatures:

binchhhhhhhhhhh:

deepspacepirate:

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

post-troy-stress-disorder:

post-troy-stress-disorder:

to me the thing about deification is that something fundamental is lost in the process

people can’t be immortal. so in order to be immortal you can’t be a person anymore. you have to be distilled. stripped of everything. till you come out the other side as an abstract concept.

heirtocragflame:

rockergiirl:

coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response

CIS COWORKER — Hey you seem really into wizards and stuff, I bet you love Harry Potter :)

EMPATHY — He’s just trying to be polite and make conversation. He doesn’t know about JK Rowling’s opinions on trans people. Let’s politely change the subject.

COMPOSURE [Trivial: Failure] — “Kill yourself.”

christ-chan-official:

petterwass:

nucleariguana:

whetstonefires:

the-punforgiven:

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like “By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!” And then just getting into his car and driving off

so there’s basically two reasons he would need to do this and they’re both funny

1. his magical honda unsummoned while he was in Walmart; this means it’s not even a real car and could look like anything and he picked or was forced somehow to pick a Honda Accord
2. his normal honda was left someplace while he came to Walmart by other means, and he can teleport the car to him more easily than he can teleport himself places

there’s also the idea that he drove to walmart in his honda accord, and then when he got out he either forgot where he parked or wanted to skip like 20 seconds of walking so he just summons it right in front of the door

To not have to find a parking space, most wizards keep their Honda Accords in a extradimensional oubliette when not driving. This also saves on garage space.

Clearly the wizard had to summon his Honda Accord because someone stole it while he was shopping. The carjacker is now tumbling violently down the freeway like a source engine ragdoll

blockiestone82:

recoiloperated:

bisexual-engineer-enby:

teaboot:

gnar-slabdash:

frontmansdefender:

Oh good, now I have a cheat sheet for Uncensored Nate

I’ve narrowed it down to these three top reasons OP should be allowed to commit arson

Walking around with this sheet in hand and pointedly taking it out and methodically searching through it every time I want to say something

This is killing me.

Excuse me, sir, has to be my favorite of the list

woid-y:

sgt-celestial:

I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself