panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

Mental health advice from your friendly neighbourhood Sane Person™

prudeghost:

  • have you tried yoga
  • yes? okay what about pilates
  • have you tried eating food that you cant afford
  • why don’t you get a job
  • do you sleep enough/too much
  • try sleeping better
  • have you considered Normal people’s feelings
  • have you considered becoming Normal like us
  • i think that would help
  • here i printed out this article on deep breathing from a Women’s online magazine, it helped my coworker who was sad one time
  • hey you’re creative, maybe you could write your own article

m-e-s-t-i-z-a:

housewifeswag:

gayspicy:

im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college

and free healthcare 

Kinda like their government acknowledges that those are rights not privileges

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

(Source: sonandheirofnothinginparticular)

(Source: iraffiruse)

jorgieboy:

amenpenis:

carleyalyson:

glitterweave:

chadleymacguff:

amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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goodluckdetective:

*knocks on your door*

Hello. I’ve heard you’ve been invalidating a male character’s past straight relationships in order to make your slash ship sail. 

Could I interest you on the subject of bisexuality.

It’s free! It’s friendly! It’s perfectly workable with canon! It stops misogynistic fic tropes in order to slash ship in it’s tracks.

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iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

'This is your captain speaking: You are gay'

iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

'This is your captain speaking: You are gay'

unquenchedwench:

Same

"I just wish your grandfather were here to see this."

(Source: tophsbeifongs)

sassyaspersassy:

hellolaurenlopez:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

PLEASE

YOU CANT JUST GO TO THE MOON

YOU NEED A ROCKETSHIP

DO YOU HAVE A ROCKETSHIP, POTTER?

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(Source: lusilly2)

'Sex' doesn't sell. Erosion of female self esteem does. The feeling of superiority over women does. Turning women into 'things' to be studied, scrutinized & judged and then calling it 'sex' does.

Sex doesn’t sell. Objectification does

—Sadiqa Thornton (via internetexplorers)

(Source: female-only)

thelumpyconglomerate:

Why do movies show “nerdy girls” as carrying a billion books, and then portray them as physically weak? If a girl can carry the harry potter series, the lotr trilogy, and all of her textbooks then she can probably lift the protagonist football star and throw him across the football field

(Source: optimuslump)

carlsagan:


unclepolymer:

Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

carlsagan:

unclepolymer:

Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.

Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety