This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down
Mental health advice from your friendly neighbourhood Sane Person™
- have you tried yoga
- yes? okay what about pilates
- have you tried eating food that you cant afford
- why don’t you get a job
- do you sleep enough/too much
- try sleeping better
- have you considered Normal people’s feelings
- have you considered becoming Normal like us
- i think that would help
- here i printed out this article on deep breathing from a Women’s online magazine, it helped my coworker who was sad one time
- hey you’re creative, maybe you could write your own article
when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”
when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”
when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”
Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.
When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”
*knocks on your door*
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"I just wish your grandfather were here to see this."
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
YOU CANT JUST GO TO THE MOON
YOU NEED A ROCKETSHIP
DO YOU HAVE A ROCKETSHIP, POTTER?
Why do movies show “nerdy girls” as carrying a billion books, and then portray them as physically weak? If a girl can carry the harry potter series, the lotr trilogy, and all of her textbooks then she can probably lift the protagonist football star and throw him across the football field